Is your head spinning about now?
The White House says everything is transparent; nothing is.
Sean Spicer, now so busy looking for a replacement, says he has never talked with Trump about Russian meddling. Oh come on!
Trump’s lawyer cannot even agree with himself. So like the guy that hired him.
Trump has tapes. Trump does not have tapes. He better read up on Watergate.
Our health bill is a secret and it is OK. Obama’s health bill was a secret and it was not OK.
Follow the money. Hard when it goes through Russian and other foreign banks.
Trump did not fire Comey. Trump did fire Comey. We heard it from Trump himself on national TV that he did.
Trump ordered Rothenstein to do the Hillary letter re Comey. Trump never ordered the letter. He was going to fire Comey anyway over that “Russian thing”. Again, this from Trump on national TV.
Our president loved his one night at Camp David. Right. You can bet on his returning to his own properties maybe even this weekend.
It’s Obama’s fault. Everything still is. The sad death of Otto this week is blamed on Obama. Trump never mentioned his admiration of Kim Jong-Un and how he runs his country.
Members of the administration’s HIV team have quit. No Trump agenda there they say. This is true and can be believed. Only when it concerns the poor and needy can it be true.
Trump’s “good guy” Flynn is actually one BAD guy. We have enough information already to confirm that.
Tax reform will help us all. Only the top 1% of our country will affirm that.
So, my fellow citizens we can have our cake and eat it too. We have yes and we have no. It is confirmed and it is not. It happened and it never happened. We do, indeed, have what goes for Trump transparency.
We know one thing for sure and nothing left up to chance here. Since Trump entered the presidential race some two years ago, and especially since taking office, nothing in our world has been the same. That you can take to the bank. No both ways there. Absolute fact that we are in a trumpian decline both at home and abroad. Our president is yelling at his TV sets. Reminds us of Nixon talking to the presidential portraits. The behavior and paranoia oh so similar.
The only statement that surely fits in with the “transparency” of this administration is: Trump is our President. Presidential he is NOT.